Diplo: I don’t remember making Katy Perry roar in bed
WHAT’S worse than being ‘average’ in bed? Forgettable, maybe…
That was Diplo’s retort to Katy Perry after she publicly rated him in the sack, ranking him the third best at sex compared with her famous ex lovers.
The Major Lazer DJ and producer turned to Twitter to deliver his devastating rebuke to Katy’s comments about their bedroom ‘s**g-nanigans’.
‘I don’t even remember having sex,’ tweeted the 38-year-old Lean On star, who hooked up with Katy, 32, three years ago.
Still, Diplo is happy to take the Wide Awake singer’s word for it, and says he can see the silver lining at being placed third, behind her former partners John Mayer and Orlando Bloom.
He wrote: ‘I won the bronze in sex Olympics’ as he shared a picture of himself climbing a pole above a crowd.
Diplo found himself featured in Katy’s sex chronicles when she was grilled by James Corden during a fly-on-the-wall reality experiment to plug her new album, Witness.
But if Diplo is feeling bruised at being ranked third, things were even more damning for her ex-husband Russell Brand, 42.
Brand, a former sex addict, didn’t seem to leave any impression on Katy after she left him out of her bedroom rankings altogether.
Author: Andrei Harmsworth