Graham Norton: ‘I did not have sex with my dog!’
GRAHAM NORTON is used to extracting embarrassing stories from his A-list guests — but the hilarious host has just revealed his own shaggy dog story.
When asked what he would share if he had to sit in the famous Graham Norton Show big red chair, he reluctantly told a ‘really rude story’ involving a ‘gentleman caller’ and his furry friend.
Graham explained: ‘I had a gentleman caller and he was fine. The next morning I waved goodbye to him and slammed the door bye, bye, and that was that.
‘I went upstairs to clean up some of the debris… things you don’t want the cleaner to find. I was putting everything away, but there was one bit of debris I could not find.’
Graham didn’t dwell on the mystery of the missing ‘debris’, but a couple of days later all became clear when his labradoodle Bailey ‘did his business’ and ended up with a ‘great big ghostly finger hanging out of him’.
Norton needed to get it out, but he was in the middle of a public park at the time.
‘Now, all I’ll say is no matter how stretchy you think they are, you’ve no idea!’ he shared.
‘Honestly, I was half way across the park with this thing!’
But the worst thing was there were witnesses.
‘I mean, its morning time, mothers with their children were going to school,’ he said. ‘I went, “No I did not have sex with my dog!”‘
Author: Anna Thomson