Macaulay Culkin aims to be a dead cert at next Oscars

MACAULAY CULKIN has revealed an Oscars death wish as he stayed Home Alone to tweet his thoughts on the ceremony.

Posting a snap of himself looking washed up, smoking and boozing in shorts, the 38-year-old actor joked on Twitter: ‘I can’t believe this is the 5th Year in a row I’m not in the in-memoriam… and I’ve been trying so hard.’

Culkin’s tweets also included his thoughts on #MeToo, posting: ‘Just statistically speaking, there are like at least 14 secret rapists in that room right now.’

As for Britain’s Olivia Colman beating Lady Gaga to the Oscar for best actress, he quipped: ‘Yeah Olivia Coleman [sic] is really good, but did she ever wear a meat dress?’

Author: Andrei Harmsworth