Perhaps we should just draw a veil over Amy Schumer’s wedding vows

AMY SCHUMER wasn’t much of a blushing bride if her X-rated wedding vows are anything to go by.

Sharing the details in an interview, she revealed it truly was a case of ‘something blue’ at the ceremony in Malibu earlier this month. ‘In my vows I go, “I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t”,’ Amy recalled.

Her bridegroom Chris Fischer, a chef, didn’t turn up the gas on the gooiness, either. ‘All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him,’ the 36-year-old told SiriusXM.

Meanwhile, Amy is relishing her marital status. ‘It feels f***ing good,’ she added.

Author: Tom Stichbury